Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.