It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
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