It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
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