It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
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