It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
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