It’s so cold cops are tasering themselves.
It’s so cold teenagers began to worry about getting goosebumps rather than acne.
It’s so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp post.
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It’s so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted – including the boxes!
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It's so cold that our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
It’s so cold the police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It’s so cold I actually enjoyed someone spilling hot coffee in my lap.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.
It’s so cold a glacier was seen heading slowly down the main street of our town.
It’s so cold ice cubes are coming out of my tap.
It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.
It’s so cold the cosmetics counter at the local department store started selling cream for goosebumps.
It’s so cold my shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It’s so cold that bed bugs promised not to bite you as long as they can snuggle in your pajamas.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold that when I needed an anesthetic, the dentist told me to stick my head out the hospital window.
It’s so cold I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.
It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It’s so cold that even the ATM shows minus.
It’s so cold I swapped my pillow for a grill.
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.
It’s so cold the anticipation of waiting for my ketchup to come out of the bottle lasted three months.
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
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