Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today...
And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris has died aged 79.
But Death is too scared to let him know.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in dry concrete.
Chuck Norris was bitten by the worlds most venemous snake.
After hours of excruciating pain and misery, the snake died.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris has died.
He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris changed a lightbulb...
With one hand he held the bulb, with the other he turned the house.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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