Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris fell down from a 10 story building.
people start gathering around him, asking "What happened? what happened?"
Chuck: "Don't know, I just got here."
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today...
And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity... he got it back.
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Naming a bridge after Chuck Norris is a really bad idea
Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug.
No it's not dead it's just too scared to move
Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child.
Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
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