Chuck Norris fell down from a 10 story building.
people start gathering around him, asking "What happened? what happened?"
Chuck: "Don't know, I just got here."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
What happens when Chuck Norris lifts Thor Hammer?
The hammer explodes because it is not worthy.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
A Round House.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug.
No it's not dead it's just too scared to move
Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today...
And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Naming a bridge after Chuck Norris is a really bad idea
Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When Chuck Norris goes scuba diving
He gives the water the bends.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed.
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