Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris has died.
He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a roof in his house
Cold and wind don't dare come in.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris has died aged 79.
But Death is too scared to let him know.
Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
When Chuck Norris moved out, his dad became the man of the house.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following too close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in dry concrete.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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