Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure you of the coronavirus.
Too bad he doesn’t cry.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Naming a bridge after Chuck Norris is a really bad idea
Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss...
It blinked.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in dry concrete.
On the 7th day, God rested … and Chuck Norris took over.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Waldo once insulted chuck norris.
And we all know how THAT'S going.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
When Chuck Norris goes scuba diving
He gives the water the bends.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
This morning Chuck Norris was shot.
Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee.
Chuck Norris fell down from a 10 story building.
people start gathering around him, asking "What happened? what happened?"
Chuck: "Don't know, I just got here."
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn't. The road moved back underneath him.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the sh*t out of it.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris smokes a joint
the weed gets high of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
What happens when Chuck Norris lifts Thor Hammer?
The hammer explodes because it is not worthy.
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