My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday.
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
How many birthdays does it take for someone to realize they aren’t funny?
I know I’m not funny just laugh so I feel good... it’s my birthday.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.