How do you get rid of a cold?
Turn the heating on.
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
What’s the one thing in life you can always count on? A calculator.
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.
Knock knock.
Come in.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…
“We’re calling Animal Protective Services.”
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s dead.
What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.