If Arnold has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
An Irishman, a Chinaman and an American all walk into a bar. This is an excellent example of integrated community.
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it. Here are some of our favorite corny puns that are so bad they’re good.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile?
Your face muscles.
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot. There were three movies, and a couple short films too.
Two muffins are sitting in the oven.
One says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit.”
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.
What did the hand say to the face?
Nothing. Fingers can’t talk.