
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said: "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said: "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog
A farmer named loses his dog. Wishing to give him an appropriate send-off, the man tries to arrange a funeral...
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
A priest decides to give out miniature palm crosses to his congregation. There's one who seems to need more...
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
The 11 Best Meal Planning Apps to Help You Lose Weight
Fortunately, numerous apps can make meal planning—and potentially weight loss—much more achievable.
Ever Hear of the 54321 Shopping Method to Buying Groceries?
Grocery shopping has become increasingly stressful as prices continue to climb. Many shoppers find themselves struggling to balance their budgets while still putting nutritious food on the table. But a straightforward shopping strategy is helping peo
Smart, Silly, and Just What We Needed Today!
The iconic Tex-Mex restaurant, El Arroyo is back with some more hilariously clever signs.
These Building Blunders Will Make You Smile
Let’s take a look at some unbelievably hilarious construction mistakes that don’t make any sense.
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Meet Michael Davis: The King of Funny Juggling
Meet Michael Davis, the man who makes you laugh... with his juggling.
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Visits the School Open Day
Whether he's in the art gallery, at a calligraphy demonstration, or even in the science lab, nobody is safe when Mr. Bean is around!
When Husband Jokes Go Too Far...
Check out these 12 examples of husbands and boyfriends being absolutely hilarious.
15 Hilarious T-Shirts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Take a look at these hilarious t-shirts that you'll want to prove.
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean and the Judo Lesson!
Mr. Bean tries his hand at martial arts, with hilarious results.
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
These Comics Prove That Humor Can Be Found Anywhere
Jim Shoenbill's witty and often whimsical comics will pack your day with laughter.
These Funny Signs are Gonna Make You Chortle
These hysterical signs are funny without ever knowing it, which is why they really cracked us up!
Food for Thought (and Laughter): 15 Hilarious Quotes
These silly and goofy quotes will make every foodie laugh.
The Funniest Signs Seen at Live Sporting Events
Here's a collection of the most hilarious signs that scored big laughs at sporting events.
12 Jokes That Are So Silly, They're Actually Hilarious!
Some jokes are so dumb that they are actually hilarious and make you laugh out loud. Below is a selection of such jokes!
Fails So Odd You’ll Laugh Twice
No matter how badly you mess up, you can never be worse off than these guys...
Hilarious: Classic “Why Me?” Photo Moments
Anyone can relate to these funny 'bad day' photos. Sometimes luck just isn't on our side...
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Hilarious: The 50-Year-Gap Prank
In this prank, they are testing people's social patience to a 50 year gap between a couple. How will people react?
27 Design Fails That’ll Make You Laugh
People can get things horribly wrong even when they only have one job. These 27 "you had one job" fails are utterly hilarious.
Would You Dare to Wear Something Like This on Halloween?
It's that time of year again when everyone is looking to come up with the creepiest costume of all. Here are 15 of the best Halloween costumes that daring couples have pulled off.
Lighten Up Your Day With These 20 Funny Summer Jokes
Here are 20 of our favorite summer jokes to share at your next cookout or beach day.
16 Clever One-Panel Comics That'll Crack You Up!
Check out these humorous one-panel comics by cartoonist Jeff Swenson.
Laughter by the Numbers: Life in Comic Statistics
Raf Schoenmaekers combined his love for digital art and engineering background to tell some truths using graphs in this funny comics.
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Comedy Classics: Laughter & Chaos in the Dentist’s Office
This is perhaps the most hilarious sketch from the The Carol Burnett Show.
Irony Can Be Sweet, As Is Evidenced By These Pictures...
When you see something ironic, it'll often make you stop in your tracks and burst into a fit of laughter, as I'm sure these next 11 images will.
The Funniest Single-Panel Comics You’ll See This Week
Tom Toro is a New Yorker cartoonist, whose single-panel comics captures the humor in everyday life.
When People Fail at the Simplest Jobs—14 FUNNY Pics
They only had one job to do... but failed dramatically!
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“Wait, You Work For The Bureau?” Funny Gag!
Watch what happens when innocent people find out that their partners are actually FBI agents!
These Wedding Pics Will Have You in Stitches!
From cows making babies to groomsmen falling into the ocean, here are some of the most sidesplitting wedding photobombs you'll ever see.
Every Man Should Learn from These Ridiculous DIY Fails
Why is it that men don't live as long as women? Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that men aren't very careful when it comes to health and safety...
A Funny Prep Guide for Parents
If you aren't able to perform these 8 exercises successfully, you probably aren't ready to have kids...
The Honest (and Hilarious) Side of Marriage
These absolute truths about marriage will really crack you up!
The Funniest Misused Quotation Marks
These funny quotation marks are going to make you laugh all day!
When Fortune Cookies Get Hilarious...
Here you’ll find a selection of some of the funniest messages to ever be found inside fortune cookies.
You're Never Too Old for Funny Cartoons
Time to laugh out loud with these hilarious comics by Leigh Rubin.
When Disaster Strikes, Think Outside the Box – 14 Pics
These people took storm prep to another level.
20 Jokes That Prove Science Can Be Hilarious
A collection of science humor that's equal parts witty and geeky.
Old But Hilarious: Retired and Armed With Bumper Stickers!
These bumper stickers are perfect for someone who's retired, yet still retains his or her sense of humor! Which one would you go for?
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I Had No Idea That a Juggler Could Be So Funny!
Watch American juggler Michael Davis enthrall the audience with his comedic juggling routine.
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Hilarious Comedy: Don't Invite Mr. Bean to a Wedding...
Why on Earth did anyone think to invite Mr. Bean to the wedding? Well, frankly, I'm glad they did.
Say “I Do” to Laughter with These 20 Funny Marriage Quotes
These hilarious marriage quotes will crack you up.
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