|
A couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?"
"What do I look like, a plumber?" Asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
![]()
Image by: Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net
A few days later, the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "honey, my car doesn't start, I think it may need a new battery, could you change it for me?".
"What do I look like, a mechanic?" asks the husband with a frown.
A week goes by, and the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "Dear, the roof is leaking, could you do something about it?"
"What do I look like, a roofer?" asks the husband. "Take care of these things yourself!"
He then leaves home for a week on a business trip. "When I come back," he says to his wife, "I'd like all these things taken care of."
He comes back a week later and is astonished to discover the roof is fixed, the car is running and the pipes are brand new.
"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls at his wife.
"Nothing at all." said the wife. "The neighbor popped in and turns out he's a
handyman, he said he'd fix the whole thing if I just bake him a cake, or sleep with him."
"Wow," said the husband. "What kind of cake did you make him?"
"What do I look like," exclaims the wife, "a baker?"
|
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
This Joke Starts With a Couple Arranging a Wedding Date
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
20 One-Panel Comics To Brighten Your Day
Enjoy this hilarious collection of single-frame comics by Doug Hill.
Funny Moments You’ll Only Ever See in Australia
Australia is pretty unique, so good luck finding photos like these anywhere else...
These Genius Signs Should Be Shared Everywhere
Check out these funny, clever, and helpful signs that will bring an instant smile to your face.
Doormats That Greet Guests With a Sense of Humor
Amuse your guests with these ridiculously creative door mats.
When You Want to Get Lost - Try These Signs!
These signs for public information raise far more questions than they answer.
12 Hilarious Signs That Truly Get Your Attention
These hilariously bizarre signs are just what we needed today.
Laugh Out Loud at These 18 Ridiculous Newspaper Headlines
Here are 18 of the worst (and funniest) newspaper headlines ever printed.
English Gone Wrong: The Best Sign Bloopers
English may be well-known but it's not always well-written. Here are some hilarious signs
Hilarious: Christmas Cartoons That Still Make Us Smile
This is the best time of the year to laugh all together as a family with these Christmas funnies.
Funny Single-Panel Comics to Lift Your Mood
Sometimes, a single panel of a comic strip can contain so much wit and humor, and these one frame cartoons certainly prove it!
These Quick and Witty Comics That Brighten Your Day!
Comic artist creates witty yet hilarious single-panel comics. Check out some of his best ones.
Laughter Is Sacred Too: 20 Funny Church Signs!
These hilarious signs show the funny side of the Christian religion.
When Translations Take a Funny Turn...
These hilariously terrible translations will make you laugh your socks off!
These Cakes are the Strangest I've Ever Seen!
Get your forks ready and prepare to be amazed—you won’t believe these cakes are for real!
These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
If you're a huge fan of all things weird and wonderful, then there's no better place for you to visit than Russia. Here's why...
If Animals Could Talk - Hilarious Comics to Sweeten a Day
These 21 comics prove that sometimes animals understand the absurdity of human life better than we do ourselves.
22 Witty Comics to Make You Smile
22 of the funniest New Yorker cartoons that are just clever enough to be funny but not mysteriously so.
18 Signs that Defy Logic and Embrace Absurdity
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
5:11
This Award-Winning Short Film is Full of Surprises!
A terrific short and a winner of several film festivals, this one has a great idea and executes it with gusto.
The Wit of Mark Twain: Quotes that are Amusing and True
One of the most famous American writers, Twain was known for his wit and darker humor. To this day, his quotes are an inspiration.
Funny Photos That Show Russia is a... Unique Place
Don't let them tell you that Russia is bleak, drab and dull, because they truth is far weirder than you could ever picture. Here are 25 hilarious proofs!
10:06
These Goofy Cats Will Have You Howling with Laughter
Though typically reserved and dignified, cats can be hilarious, bounding across the house chasing after invisible prey.
These Funny Cartoons are For The Grown-Grown-Ups!
A collection of 20 hilarious comic strips and funny cartoons about aging.
Hilarious Questions Only Experience Can Inspire
Old ladies have some of the most poignant and relevant questions to ask of any of us. Here are a few of them!
2:08
Classic Comedy: The Honeymooners in Ralph Sends a Record
Don't you miss the old TV shows of yesteryear? The Honeymooners are one of the best remembered comedies, and Jackie Gleason is still pretty hilarious today.
The Witty World of Funny Signs!
In this article, we feature 15 terrific signs that will make just about anyone laugh their heart out.
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
16 of the FUNNIEST Warning Signs We've Ever Seen!
These bizarre disclaimers would make you laugh out loud.
The Honest (and Hilarious) Side of Marriage
These absolute truths about marriage will really crack you up!
Cat Comic: A Hilarious Look At Life With Cats
This hilarious cat comics, drawn by Scott Metzger, perfectly capture the nature of cats.
When Fast Food Signs Were Funnier Than Expected - 16 Pics
Get ready to smile, because these fast food signs are here to serve up laughs alongside fries and burgers.
1:31
Want to See Something Funny? This Prank is Hilarious
This prank begins with a window cleaner taking off some clothes...
Lighthearted Moments of Workplace Mishap
The foolishness that these workers exhibit is unbelievable but hilarious!
The Most Hilarious Photos from the Animal Kingdom!
Take a look at this hilarious collection of animal-failures.
11:32
The Best Medical Pranks Are All Here!
A hilarious video compilation of the best medical pranks by Just For Laughs.
4:27
WATCH: A Young Steve Martin Amuses With His Magic Tricks
Enjoy this memorable clip from the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.
14 Photos Taken Just Before Chaos Unfolds
These perfectly timed photos are hysterically funny!
Hilarious! These Kids REALLY Hate Shopping!
While loads of teenagers and adults simply love to shop till they drop, the same can't really be said for most kids, as these hilarious photos prove!
Dogs' Hilarious Regrets: 15 Funny Moments
Dogs don't have the ability to understand that their actions have consequences. This often leads to hilarious results such as these.
Well You Don't See Designs Like THESE Every Day...
These 13 designs are so bizarre you just have to laugh.
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.
