A man was playing golf one day and he got lost.
He saw a young lady playing up ahead of him and went over to her and said, "Can you please help me? I don't know what hole I'm on"
She told him, "You are one hole behind me, I'm on 7 and you are on 6." He thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine, he got lost again.
He saw the same woman and went over to her again, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on?"
She told him "You are one hole behind me, I'm on 14 and you are on 13" Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.
He went over to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and chatting he asked her what she did for a living. "I'm in sales" He replied, "No kidding so am I, what do you sell?"
She said It's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.
She said, "I sell tampons" The bloke immediately fell to the floor laughing his socks off. She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh!"
"I'm so sorry," he replied, "but I couldn't help it... I sell toilet paper, I'm still one hole behind you!"
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