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Giant Joke Collection: Funny Jokes For Kids & Adults Alike

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We all love a good joke, who doesn't? While some of us might enjoy humor that's a little dark or dirty, there are plenty of clean and funny jokes that are perfect for kids and adults alike! That's why we've managed to gather a massive collection of family jokes that are bound to have you in stitches!

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1. Animal Jokes
2. Fantasy Jokes
3. School Jokes
4. Silly Jokes
5. Space Jokes

Animal Jokes
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How does a dog stop a movie? He presses paws. family one liners

What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies. family jokes

What do you call a toothless bear? A Gummy bear. really funny joke

How do you stop an elephant from charging? Steal its credit card. I need a funny joke

What's a snakes favorite subject? Hisstory. funny family jokes

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. family friendly jokes

What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle. animal jokes

What's a frog's favorite year? A leap year. jokes for family

Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank. jokes for kids

10.

What do you give a pig with a rash? Oinkment. kids jokes

11.

Where do cows go for fun? The mooseum. good family jokes

12.

Where are sharks from? Finland. best family jokes

13.

Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baa-hamas. clean family jokes

14.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs. best family jokes ever

15.

Why do elephants have wrinkles? They don't fit on the ironing board. family jokes

Fantasy Jokes
16.

Why was Robin Hood's bow angry? It was a crossbow. funny jokes to say to your family

17.

What did the exhausted wizard do? He sat down for a spell. magic jokes

18.

What do you call a wizard from space? A flying sorcerer. funny jokes to say to your family

19.

What's a pirate's favorite fish? A swordfish. best kids joke ever

20.

What do pirates really appreciate? Arrrrrrrrrrt! best kids joke ever

21.

How do Vikings communicate? By Norse Code. fantasy jokes

22.

What pet did Aladdin have? A flying car-pet! fantasy jokes

23.

What vampire can't stop eating? Snackula.

24.

What pirate loves fishing? Captain Hook.

25.

How do mermaids eat? They use their fish fingers.

26.

What do monsters love eating? Hallo-weiners.

27.

How do you know when a vampire is sick? It starts coffin.

28.

Why are leprechauns great gardeners? They have green fingers.

29.

What does it take to become a zombie? Deadication.

30.

What did the witch put on her ice cream? Whipped scream!

School Jokes
31.

What room can students never enter? A mushroom.

32.

What trees do math teachers love? Geome-trees!

33.

What did the square say to the oval? You're totally pointless.

34.

How do you get straight A's? Use a ruler.

35.

What's a witch's favorite subject? Spelling!

36.

Why did the boy eat his homework? It was a piece of cake.

37.

How do you make seven even? Remove the s

38.

Where do birds go to school? High school.

39.

Why was math sad? It had too many problems.

40.

Why did the nose refuse to go to school. It was tired of being picked on.

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42.

What circles the school at night? The alpha-BAT

43.

Where can you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.

44.

Who's your best friend at school? The princi-PAL!

45.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Silly Jokes
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47.

How do you talk to giants? Use big words.

48.

Why did the bear refuse dessert? It was stuffed.

49.

Why can't Elsa have a balloon? She'll let it go!

50.

What instrument will you find in a bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

51.

What do you call a boring dinosaur? A dino-SNORE

52.

What did one wall say to the other? See ya on the corner.

53.

What's brown hairy and wears sunscreen? A coconut on vacation.

54.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

55.

What do you call an ancient snowman? WATER!

56.

What do you call a pair of bananas? Slippers.

57.

What kind of hair does the sea have? Wavy

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What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

60.

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

Space Jokes
61.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To look for Pluto.

62.

What's loud, fast and really crunchy? A rocket chip.

63.

Why do aliens love PCs? Because of the space bar.

64.

How does the universe keep its pants up? With an asteroid belt.

65.

What did Mercury ask Saturn? To give him a ring.

66.

When do spacemen eat their lunch? At launch time.

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What songs do astronauts sing? Nep-tunes.

68.

When does the moon stop eating? When it's full.

69.

What did the alien cook? Unidentified frying objects.

70.

How do you make a baby alien fall asleep? You rocket!

71.

What do shooting stars love to read? Comet books.

72.

How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!

73.

How do aliens serve dinner? On flying saucers.

74.

What should you give an astronaut? Some space.

75.

What keeps the moon in the sky? Moon beams.

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