You're acute Valentine.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.