Worked

Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If a crab worked in a pizza parlor, which station would it work?
The crust station.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Why was the doctor so paranoid?
He worked in the ICU.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
There once was a young man called Kyle,
who worked at the circus a while.
He flew through the air,
with hardly a care,
and that's why his body's in a pile.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
Why was the weightlifter upset?
She worked with dumbbells.