Walked

Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes
That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar... just kidding.
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit.”
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
There once was a man from York,
who picked his nose with a fork.
He went for a pluck,
when it got stuck,
and walked around looking like a dork.
I know an old owl named Boo,
Every night he yelled Hoo,
Once a kid walked by,
And started to cry,
And yelled I don't have a clue!
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.