“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms. Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to get married.” “Why?” asked the man, smiling. “I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”
A Viking walked into a bar. The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings "Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave." A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said "Norway"
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?" The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination." "Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."