View Jokes

There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
It's impossible to ruin the view of the Colisseum.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
I went to my kid's school for an art exhibition
It was paper view.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
Thanksgiving Dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas Dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.

Sunday Dinner isn't sunny
Easter Feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.

Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and Lobsters-- lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

(Shel Silverstein)
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.
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