"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the โfive-second ruleโ to a full ten seconds." โ Ron Piraro
Thereโs a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table. Nowโs when you ask: whereโs the punchline?
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."
"Can you tell me what comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven," answers little Johnny.
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?"
"A jack," answers little Johnny.
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster! He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
โTake care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youโll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.โ
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home." โ Anonymous
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The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."
"Can you tell me what comes after three?"
"Four," answers little Johnny.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven," answers little Johnny.
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?"
"A jack," answers little Johnny.
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