State Jokes

Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
Mrs. Ippi.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
At college, a guy once joked that I am as tall as the Empire State Building. I said, "The tallest architectural masterpiece in the US?"
"Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." – Marcelene Cox
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
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