Slide

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken go to the zoo?
To get to the otter slide.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
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