Shoe Jokes

There once was a man from Peru.
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night.
With a terrible fright.
To find out his dream had come true!
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.
Made a shoe out of tea bags for my wife, she said she needed to wipe her nose.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
It was clogged.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
Unknown
Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Where did the nut keep his money?
In his cash shoe.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His Shoe.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
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