A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
A man meets a fairy. "I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy. "I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man. He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full. "And youre second wish?" the fairy asks. "Another one of those."