Grass

What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass snake.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Someone just stole some grass from my garden.
Strange I know, thought robbers stuck to their own turf.
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.