Problems Jokes

Q: Whatโ€™s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because youโ€™re full of problems.
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
โ€œMoney doesnโ€™t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
โ€œTo my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love youโ€ฆ They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.โ€
Bill Bryson
โ€œSending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, โ€˜You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.โ€™โ€

- Ari Fishbein.
โ€œWhenever Iโ€™m sad, youโ€™re there. Whenever Iโ€™m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Letโ€™s face it. You are bad luck.โ€
โ€” Unknown
โ€œA loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyโ€™re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyโ€™re not so bad.โ€
โ€” Arnold H. Glasgow
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
โ€œMarriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnโ€™t even have when you were on your own.โ€โ€”Eddie Cantor
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldnโ€™t vent itโ€™s problems.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy