Problems

A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office.
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"

The person replies: "perhaps, perhaps snot.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
A hydrogen molecule gets arrested.
His mother comes down to the police station to bail him out. She is met by the detective working the case.
I don’t understand it, says the mother. Hydrogen was always a good kid. I never had any problems til he met oxygen.
Don’t worry, says the detective. The situation is fluid but he won’t be charged.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
A couple decades ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Engineers like to Solve Problems but...
If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
What is the favorite chess move of ants with bladder problems?
En pissant.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re literally filled with problems.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.