Problems Jokes

“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
“Sending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, ‘You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.’”

- Ari Fishbein.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”—Eddie Cantor
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
Someone asked David, "Don't you have problems walking if you are so long?". He just said, "Nope, my skeleton is just longer than yours."
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
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