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Passed Jokes

AC Unit Puns
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
Heart Puns
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still canโ€™t believe Gaviscon
Flamingo Puns
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œMarriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your bodyโ€™s cells have been replaced, youโ€™re meant to experience that seven-year itch.โ€

โ€”Yoko Ono
Parrot Puns
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
Rainbow Puns
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
Peach Puns
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Dad Puns
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Strawberry Puns
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. Sheโ€™s dead and berried.
River Puns
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Sheep Puns
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
Engineering Puns
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
Family Puns
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
Funny Poems
There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,
He never sang or prayed.
And when he one day passed away,
His insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived,
They claimed he never really died.
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