Passed

The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away...
His wife is taking it really hard.
“Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.”

—Yoko Ono
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
There was a very cautious man
Who never laughed or played
He never risked, he never tried,
He never sang or prayed.
And when he one day passed away,
His insurance was denied,
For since he never really lived,
They claimed he never really died.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes.
Guess you could call it pop culture.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
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