I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.....
She said "Nothing would make me happier than a pair of diamond earrings."
So I got her nothing.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor: Pull yourself together
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.