Market Jokes

When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping.
It does not.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.

Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"

Grandmother: "Where?"

Dad: "The stock market."

He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.
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