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As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Simpson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.

"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"

"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants off... And I took off mine. She whipped off her britches... And I slipped outta mine.

"After that she laid down and hollered, 'Go to town cowboy!'

"So here I am."
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.