Lips

How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bulls**t around your lips.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? He could read lips.
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?