Line Jokes

Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
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