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Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" exclaimed the girl. "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush," said her mother. After about sixty seconds, the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes," the little girl replied. "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" her mother asked. "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." Smiled her little girl proudly. "They have a box next to the front door that says: 'For the Sick.'"
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
I’ve hunted near, I’ve hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I’ve lost my glasses, I’m in need,
To have them now so I can read.
I loudly swear and I curse
Did I leave them in my purse?
Are they behind the sofa, under the bed?
Oh there they are – on my head!
(Anne Scott)
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
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