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A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church
A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" exclaimed the girl. "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush," said her mother. After about sixty seconds, the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes," the little girl replied. "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" her mother asked. "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." Smiled her little girl proudly. "They have a box next to the front door that says: 'For the Sick.'"
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Leave poetry to the prose.
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
"I'm divorcing my wife. I've had enough, I'm going to leave her."
"Why?"
"She's out every night, going to the bars in town way past midnight and I'm fed up with it".
"What's she doing?"
"She's looking for me!"