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A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church
A Little Girl Feels Sick at Church A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" exclaimed the girl. "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush," said her mother. After about sixty seconds, the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes," the little girl replied. "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" her mother asked. "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." Smiled her little girl proudly. "They have a box next to the front door that says: 'For the Sick.'"
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
Leave poetry to the prose.
"I'm divorcing my wife. I've had enough, I'm going to leave her."
"Why?"
"She's out every night, going to the bars in town way past midnight and I'm fed up with it".
"What's she doing?"
"She's looking for me!"
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
“As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
Buddy Hackett
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Why did the engineering students leave class early? They were getting a little ANSI.
As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”
I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.