Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
The history of human evolution is confusing.
There’s so many *Homos*, it’s hard to keep them all straight.