Human

Are you a human? Just making sure.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Tall people: the giraffes of the human race since the beginning of time.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
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