Greatest

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?
Wayne Regretzky
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who pulled off the greatest hat trick in history?
Joseph Smith.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.

Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Your parents are the greatest comedians in the world.
They made a joke decades ago and we're all still laughing at it.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What are a married man's two greatest assets? A closed mouth and an open wallet.