Greatest Jokes

Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
“Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.”—John Grogan
“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras
What are a married man's two greatest assets? A closed mouth and an open wallet.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Your parents are the greatest comedians in the world.
They made a joke decades ago and we're all still laughing at it.
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they’re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

- Ray Romano.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
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