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Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
“The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.”

- Jeff Foxworthy.
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
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