Goes

A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
“I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
Sir Norman Wisdom
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
Jerry Seinfeld
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.
He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
A blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up!
Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
A subordinate claus!
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
'I'm 90 years old,' he says.
'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'
'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'
A guy goes to the doctor and asks for a vasectomy, the doctor asks why
the guy said: "Well, there was a family vote and I lost 17 to 1."