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Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand]
Cat: You're one short buddy.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
Chris Rock
I like playing chess with old people in the park, but it gets hard to find 32 of them each time.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.

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What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.