Each Jokes

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
โ€” Barbara Johnson
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
"True friends donโ€™t judge each other. They judge other people together."
โ€” Emilie Saint-Genis
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? โ€“ โ€œGood luck and make sure you come back in one peach!โ€
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid schemeโ€ฆ Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? Heโ€™d get tons of dollars.
We were mermaid for each other.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
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