Each Jokes

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme… Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? He’d get tons of dollars.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
We were mermaid for each other.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy