Coming Jokes

Santa isn't the only one coming to town.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
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