Charles Jokes

Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
We were debating about Charles Darwin in class when the teacher warned us, "Don't let this evolve into an argument."
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

- Charles De Gaulle.
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
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