Charles Jokes

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
We were debating about Charles Darwin in class when the teacher warned us, "Don't let this evolve into an argument."
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

- Charles De Gaulle.
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
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