Celebrate Jokes

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
"In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order." - Robert Brault
What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?
Momorial Day
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
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