Bottom

What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)
How do you kill a Blonde? Put a Scratch 'n Sniff at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
A Question of Origins
A Question of Origins My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?” I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?” “Yes”, she replied. “Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.” She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then asked: “And Tigger?”
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”