How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)
How do you kill a Blonde? Put a Scratch 'n Sniff at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
A Question of Origins
My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?”
I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?”
“Yes”, she replied.
“Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.”
She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then asked: “And Tigger?”