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Poo

What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I eat grape.
I eat grape who?
You eat grey poo!
A Question of Origins
A Question of Origins My 3 year old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?” I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?” “Yes”, she replied. “Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy. Our body takes all the good stuff it needs out of the food and then what’s left goes down to your bottom and when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo.” She looked confused and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds. Then asked: “And Tigger?”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.