Became Jokes

Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
Traaaaaaaaiiiinsss!!!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plumeā€¦
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
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