What do you call a doctor who became a delivery driver?
A quadriplegic man became famous playing beautiful piano classics with only his nose, ears, chin, and forehead.
Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Simpson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
When doing laundry, the mother wolf accidentally fell into the washing machine. It became a wash and wearwolf.
There was an Old Lady whose folly,
Induced her to sit on a holly;
Whereon by a thorn,
Her dress being torn,
She quickly became melancholy.
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)
My girlfriend really changed after she became vegan
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
My Japanese dentist became a woman.
He’s a trans zen dentalist.
Did you hear about the urologist who became an aerospace engineer?
He developed an incontinental ballistic missile.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.