What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel.
Deodorant is a scent.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.