What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Husband: "Want a quickie?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Why shouldn’t you trust a guy who claims he “wears the pants”?
He probably lies about other stuff too.
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."
A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce...
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Why are Men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
What do you call a married man vacuuming? Doing what he's told...
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phones home.
What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
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