Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
You might as well go for a younger guy. Why?
They never mature anyway.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Why do men have a hole in their penis? So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys an extra case of beer. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man. Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Three words to ruin a man's ego... "Is it in?"
What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
How many knees do men really have? 3 - right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
What do you give a man with everything? Penicillin.
What do you call a married man vacuuming? Doing what he's told...
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce...
Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they are pigs.
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