Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Baseball Fan: Have you ever seen a line drive?
Blond Baseball Fan: No, but I have seen a baseball park.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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