A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and today you want me to show it to you!”
How do you kill a blonde? Give her a gun and say it's a hair drier.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
An blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
How do you confuse a blond?
Tell them to count the stairs on a escalator.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings. So they have somewhere to put their feet when having se*.
A blond rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
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