Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour.
So, when would you like to start?"
"In three months."
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Siamese twins
Why did the blonde only tie one shoe? Because on the bottom it said "Taiwan" (Tie one)
A blond rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Why blondes can't make Koolaid? Because they can't get 2 quarts of water in that small koolaid envelope.
A Blond walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."
What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm sooooo drunk!"
Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave!
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training
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