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These Funny Fortune Cookie Messages Will Crack You Up

Edited By: Bhavesh B.

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Fortune cookies are not just crispy treats enjoyed after a scrumptious meal. They are known for the tiny slips of paper inside, which contain words of wisdom or an exciting prophecy. While some messages are meant to inspire or provide guidance, some also tend to take a humorous approach that will leave you laughing out loud. Here, we have a collection of funny fortune cookie messages that are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you smiling long after the meal is over.

1. Something worth pondering over

2. That's all I needed to know today

3. Thanks for the tip

4. Oh no!

5. I can eat it slowly

6. Well, there goes my hope

7. Oh, man, why didn't you tell me sooner?

8. Thanks, I will

9. So I've learned the hard way

10. I don't care

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11. No lies there

12. Oh no, you don't

13. That's scary

14. Oh, come on!

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