Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."
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An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a vetrenarian!"
"Why a vetrenarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"
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A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"
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Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by. First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."
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A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
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The Empty Car Drive Through Prank!
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How a True Genius Responds to Annoying Neighbors...
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These Cat Models Are Simply Hilarious!
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20 Hilarious Supermarket Mistakes You've Got to Witness!
I used to think shopping was boring, until I started noticing these hilarious mistakes all over the place. Here are 20 of the funniest fails I've seen.
The Most Hilarious Photos from the Animal Kingdom!
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Funny Time: Get Your Giggles Going and Laugh Out Loud
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The Funniest Videos are Shot Right at Home!
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18 Advertising Fails That Are Too Funny To Ignore!
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18 Pics Captured EXACTLY at the Right Moment…
Here's a collection of amusing and interesting pictures that signify what perfect timing is all about.
14 Fun Animal Photos Snapped at the Perfect Time
These are some of the funniest and most well-timed animal photos we’ve ever seen!
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Irony at Its Peak: 20 Perfectly Timed Funny Pics
These ironic photos will have you laughing hard.
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These hilarious marriage quotes will crack you up.
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The Classic Comedy of Rowan Atkinson: A Full Performance!
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17 Silly Signs that May Bring a Smile to Your Face
These public signs will make you laugh your socks off!
Small Town America Has Some RIDICULOUS Laws
It’s hard to believe these dumb laws still exist!
These Vintage Cartoons Will Make You Scream With Laughter!
If you're looking for a good laugh, then these snarky vintage illustrations by artist Anne Taitor have certainly got your covered!
These 18 Pictures Sum Up What It’s Like to Visit Canada
Just like any country in the world, Canada has its funny quirks. These are the funny things that make Canada special!
Hilarious: 14 of the Absolute Best Vanity License Plates
Pictures of funny and creative personalized license plates
The Most Hilarious Way of Learning to Play an Instrument!
Part comedy, part musical lesson, you'll laugh yourself silly with this video.
Hilarious: The Marriage Dictionary!
Have you been through the marriage dictionary yet? I think you'll find that the definitions it contains are much different to the ones in a regular dictionary.