My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
“The egg timer’s broken."
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These Dogs' Funny Faces Made Me Laugh My Socks Off!
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Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
Classic Comedy: That's Not How You Use Glue, Mrs. Brown!
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Lost in Translation: 15 Hilarious Language Fails
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Enjoy this collection of hilarious restaurant signs.
These Mistranslations are Too Funny Not to Share
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