Another Instalment of Sidesplitting Signs!

Joke: The Unhealthiest of Foods...

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford on the subject of modern nutrition...

Joke: The Tortoise and His Stutter

A long time ago, when animals ruled the lands, a band of tortoises...

Joke: The Plain English Explanation

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

Joke: His Final Words

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments.

Joke: Her Husband's New Secretary...

Kevin gets a New Secretary....

Joke: The Scary Cemetery

This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said...

Joke: Broker vs. Little Girl

A stockbroker walks past a kid selling lemonade...

Joke: Detectives in Training

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Factory Bear

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory...

Joke: Living the Dream

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years.

Joke: A Single Mother of 8

A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...

Joke: The Magician and His Slide

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. ...

Joke: The Drunk Fisherman

A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...

Joke: Little Johnny Gives an Answer...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

Joke: The Gardening Secret

A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen.

Joke: Trouble With the Wives

Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls.

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office

Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...

Joke: The Rudest Customer

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table...